Click (2006).

The remote goes by your behaviour.

I told you, this item is nonreturnable.

Morty! Why did you do this to me?

You bastard.

How do I get it to stop fast-forwarding?

No! No, no, no! I don't want a promotion! No!!!!

It remembers stuff about me? What do you mean?

What do you mean, "taking him"?

Nobody's laughing at you, Michael.

The Angel Of Death.